Trump Is Never, Ever, Ever Getting a Nobel Peace Prize

There might be no greater evidence of Donald Trump’s malignant narcissism and mental decline than his obsession with not only wanting the award but believing he is deserving of it.

Illustration by Abdelafatah Mukhtar

Sing it with me: Trump and a Nobel are never, ever, ever gonna get together! Odds are that Taylor isn’t dumping Travis to reunite with her old beau. It’s an even better bet that, not only will Trump never be awarded the Peace Prize, the Nobel committee wouldn’t even consider having a conversation to consider the possib…