ICE Agents Can’t Hide Behind their Masks Forever
From the Stasi to the Gestapo, history tells us that the names of the state's henchmen always come to light.
Here’s a bit of bad news for all you ICE agents out there: we know who you are.
Sorry, guys. Wearing a mask to hide your membership in a government organization is like children covering their eyes so they can’t be found playing hide-and-seek.
The number of government databases containing the identities of every ICE employee is slightly fewer than the membership of the United Nations. Here’s a quick review with the help of our friends at ChatGPT:
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) – internal systems
ICE itself maintains multiple internal databases that include:
Employee names
Positions and duty stations
Employment status
Training and certifications
Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Because ICE is a DHS component, ICE employee records flow into DHS-wide systems such as:
Enterprise Human Resources Integration (EHR)
DHS payroll and timekeeping systems
Workforce analytics systems
These include:
Job series
Pay grade
Service dates
Organizational assignment