'How DARE the Fake News Say I Don’t Give a Sh*t about Anyone?… I Am Sh*tting on EVERYONE!'
We obtained a recording of a private rant by America’s monarch when we were accidentally added to a White House group on Signal. (**This is satire**)
His Royal Majesty recently gave an impromptu talk to some guests at Mar-a-Lago, I obtained a recording that someone there made on their phone and sent it out on Signal. Apparently, I was accidentally added to the group for the message.Here is the full, unedited transcript:
How DARE the Fake News say I don’t give a shit about anyone but myself and billion…
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