“You got me tied down with battleship chains Fifty foot long with a two-ton anchor Tied down with battleship chains Fifty foot long with a two-ton anchor”
– Warren Zevon, “Battleship Chains,” 1990 cover
Pants are being shat. No, I’m not making a crass joke about Donald Trump’s fecal incontinence. But I am talking about the immense and potentially cripplin…





