Anchors, Weighted Chains, and Incontinence
Don't despair. Trump is sinking fast, creating loads of opportunities for Democrats in the 2026 midterms.
“You got me tied down with battleship chains Fifty foot long with a two-ton anchor Tied down with battleship chains Fifty foot long with a two-ton anchor”
– Warren Zevon, “Battleship Chains,” 1990 cover
Pants are being shat. No, I’m not making a crass joke about Donald Trump’s fecal incontinence. But I am talking about the immense and potentially cripplin…